When I think of him, I'm actually thinking of the d-word.

To start off this blog on an irreverent note, I introduce: the LOLDouche.

Why he's a douche: Blogger and misogynist Perez Hilton, acting as a judge for the Miss USA pageant (recipe for success there, right?), asked Miss California if she was for gay marriage, and she said she believes in opposite marriage, which I guess means regular ol' straight marriage. He proceeds to call her a bitch and later a cunt, giving her a greater platform on which to spread her intolerant views.

Not like Carrie Prejean is any better, but seriously, Perez Hilton. Calling a woman a horrible slur isn't really furthering your point.

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised considering his usual attitude towards women, but at least MS Paint semen and cocaine isn't delivered from a position of moral superiority.

Further reading:
[Jezebel]
[Canyon News]

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