Won't someone please think of the children?

I know you can't get enough of fake bangs for your infant. If you're desperate to entrench beauty standards and gender roles from the cradle, you need this accessory. What's worse than being mistaken for the other sex?

But what about the boys? They're always so overlooked, after all. Whoever will think of their self-esteem? Who will protect them from gender fluidity?

Now, there's a solution:


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And for the older boy or sociopath: